Green Man

Green Man is a mysterious entity (possibly a Lycra People) who came to Astile's home one birthday and hasn't left since, despite not paying rent and staying without permission half the time.

Biography
Green Man hails from an unknown region of space beyond the Solar System, but still within the Milky Way Galaxy. At some point, Green Man lost his flesh, being reduced to a mere suit, and gaining the ability to bond to a host and share life with them. He came to Astile's House one 13 July as a birthday present and bonded to him, although the two separated after a time and he took on a new, unidentified host. His daily routine consists of waking up late after a long night, viewing the outside world, having a shower, eating breakfast and terrorising new victims with his strange powers. At the end of every day, Green Man's cycle appears to reset, leaving him in an endless, twisted cycle of green insanity (A Day in the Life of Green Man).

His current host was at first apparently the brother of Elizabeth, although she referred to him as Green Man, making it more likely that she is related to the suit and not the host (Interviewing Myself).

Green Man decided to hire Richie and ruin Dennis' breakfast and relaxation time, having some kind of seizure, changing the colours of the room and completely annihilating a packet of digestives. Once Green Man's job was done and SpongeBob had broken his backside into hundreds of pieces, he disappeared once again, leaving Dennis to clean up (Dennis Relaxes).

Green Man officially returned and snuck his way into Astile's new house. After trying to confront his former roommate, Astile summoned Felix to deal with Green Man and left the room. Despite trying to put up a fight, Green Man was swiftly knocked down, dragged into the living room and defeated. On the verge of pure humiliation, the bell rang and Green Man made peace by answering the door and sharing the KFC he ordered. The move was made permanent (Green Man vs Felix).

Personality
Although the exact personality of Green Man's host is unknown and likely only exists as a Get Out-style hypnotism victim, Green Man himself appears to be a mentally challenged, condescending and downright creepy entity who takes joy in the suffering of others. He is obsessed with the colour green, preferring it to almost anything on the planet. He crawls around, sleeps until noon and drains things instead of actually eating them in a traditional sense, usually remaining silent and speaking in a whiny, muffled voice throughout his journeys. Green Man also struggles to understand other people's emotions in general, most notably when he expected the equally mentally unhinged Elizabeth to simply forgive him for his absences in her life. He appears to suffer from some kind of depression himself, however, as even being in the shower proves to be a miserable, quiet time with no music playing or sunlight shining in. His own body appears to be quite uncomfortable for himself, as he constantly reshapes his form around his host and redoes his zipper.

Trivia

 * His favourite filmmaker is David Lynch.
 * he crawls around and spasms because he's autistic.
 * He hates freedom of speech unless it's him.
 * He has never met Pink Guy, but has defeated Chin Chin in the past.
 * He has been worshiped as a God.